collective

You can guess all the other information yourself.
Though, it should be pretty obvious who this is.

"The thing about words is that sometimes they just fall short of what you truly want to express."

collective

I got a pay raise.

Today, one of my female co-workers came in with freshly tattoo’d eyebrows. She couldn’t make any expressions the whole shift. All her expressions were neutral. Forever neutral. I couldn’t stop laughing. Like, her voice would get really happy or really angry but she would have the most neutral expression on.

six-sicksuck replied to your post: I made my best friend cry today. I think I did my…

Stop punching your friends in the balls.

Every time they say a lame joke, I hit them in the balls. It’s a reflex.

I made my best friend cry today.

I think I did my job as his best man.

No, it isn’t. Self-entitlement does not make you a better person than anyone else. Stop it.

lokiandstarknaked:

the-vegan-muser:

queenofmanyfandoms:

femmejackfrost:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

tAKES OUT FAJITA

crying omg.

hodors replied to your post: six-sicksuck replied to your post: I’m eating a…

THAT GIF

six-sicksuck replied to your post: I’m eating a whole pizza.

The American dream.

America, fuck yeah.

cosmicparasite:

SEPHIROTH

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